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Old 05-29-2005, 07:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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BUMPER STICKERS TO RELATE TO / TOP BUMPER STICKER'S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD

Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.

If You Drink, Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.

Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?

If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.

Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.

My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.

To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing.

Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.

If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.

The Earth Is Full - Go Home

I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha

This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me

So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway

Illiterate? Write For Help

If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong...

Necrophilia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.

Ax Me bout Ebonics

Cats: The Other White Meat

Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window

Warning! Driver Only Carries $20.00 In Ammunition

What Has Four Legs And An Arm? A Happy Pit Bull

1,000,000 Sperm And YOU Were The Fastest??

Jesus Loves You, The Rest Of Us Think You're An Idiot.

Forget World Peace -- Visualize Turning Off Your Turn Signal!

Ever Stop To Think, And Forget To Start Again?
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Old 05-29-2005, 08:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
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i might have to make few of those stickers
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Old 05-30-2005, 12:54 AM   #3 (permalink)
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i saw this one on a car last week, i though ti was pretty funny:

I MAY BE FAT, BUT YOU'RE UGLY, I CAN DIET.
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Old 05-30-2005, 01:00 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Necrophilia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
lmao that one's the best
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Old 05-30-2005, 01:09 AM   #5 (permalink)
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My personal favorite is

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Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?

I'm going to try that on the wife next time she's pissy. Donations and flowers will be accepted at the funeral home.
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Old 05-30-2005, 04:17 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I have a couple you might find amusing.


No one pays attention until you mess up.

It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Horn broken watch for finger.

I brake for no apparent reason.

If the government is the answer it must have been a stupid question.

It’s bad luck to be superstitious.

Gravity is a myth. The earth just sucks.

The sooner I fall behind the more time I’ll have to catch up.

My karma just ran over your dogma.

Why do psychics have to ask you your name.

As long as there are tests, there’ll be prayer in public schools.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Kids in the backseat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

I’m not as think as you drunk I am ossifer.

Jesus is coming, look busy.

Cover me, I’m changing lanes.

It’s as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

How can I miss you, if you won’t go away.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

It’s been Monday, all week.

The subliminal message for the day is .........., .........., .............

Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.

According to my calculations the problem doesn’t exist.

Take me drunk, I’m home.

Indecision may or may not be my problem.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Let them who don’t want none have memories of not getting any.

Everything has to be somewhere.

Life may sucks but it beats the alternative.

Laugh at your problems. Everyone else does.

You! Off my planet.

Honk if you like peace and quiet.

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.

If you make it idiot proof, someone will make a better idiot.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t a lot more people happy.

99.5% of lawyers give the rest of them a bad name.

Your ugly and your mother dresses you funny.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I love it.

Couldn’t afford to fix my brakes, so I made my horn louder.

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

A day without sunshine is like night.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

I brake for ... wait... AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Earth first! We’ll ruin the other planets later.

It looks like your gene pool could use a filter.

If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

haha those are all great, but i think these two are my favorites
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My personal favorite is

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I'm going to try that on the wife next time she's pissy. Donations and flowers will be accepted at the funeral home.

hehe...get your couch ready after using that one...
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An Amish person with a sense of humor. Attached to the back of his buggy was a hand printed sign...

"Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass."

"Caution: Do not step in exhaust."
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